We always hear "The Rules" from the female side. 
Now here are the rules from the male side. These 
are our rules! If you're a man, pass to your partner
for greater understanding. If you're a woman, keep 
it somewhere prominent, like on the fridge!

ATTENTION LADIES!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If 
it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it 
down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving 
it down.

2. Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are not 
quests to see if we c...
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